Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
September 05, 2010, 07:08:20 AM

Login with username, password and session length
Home Help Login Register
Pages: [1]
« previous next »
Print
Author Topic: Random Stupid Quotes  (Read 473 times)
Inspyred
Queen Inspyred
Global Moderator
Full Member
*****
Posts: 124

Quickotic
PsychoToxic
Inspyred
PsychooToxic
Queen Inspyred

angelique_38h
Email
« on: August 22, 2009, 10:01:30 PM »
Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece


Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

"FIRST, CARRY TO FIRE."
- Instructions on a fire extinguisher

"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. President

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
- Budapest Zoo sign

"After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were
just a lot better than we thought"
- Bobby Robson

Tech support: What seems to be the problem, sir?
Customer: Whenever I press the Backspace key, the letters I typed disappear.
actual tech support call

Logged
OpenSorce
Head Psycho
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 748


Head Psycho


Email
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2009, 06:11:53 AM »
"The Nocti is nothing more than a chaotic horde of anarchists. Our faction will endure long after yours is forgotten!"
Phrack upon hearing I had recruited Olbaid (His FM in the Scarlet WTF-ever faction he had) 2005
« Last Edit: August 23, 2009, 07:48:35 AM by OpenSorce » Logged
Two Rules
Recruit the Strong, Destroy the Weak

"If I logged in and everyone who didn't really want to be Nocti had left do you know what I'd say? I'd say "Death to all who oppose us!!"
Nocti Forever,
OpenSorc
Fatesfolower
Guest
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2009, 07:00:01 PM »
omg that was hillarious!!
Logged
Noxander
The Merovingian
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 9048
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 01:53:27 AM »
LoL nice one OS
« Last Edit: August 24, 2009, 01:55:15 AM by Noxander » Logged
Evalynna
Queen Eva (Aion)
Regnatus Nox
Jr. Member
*
Posts: 61


Evalynna
Evålynnå
Trevalynna
death to all who oppose us.


Email
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2009, 09:45:38 PM »
 "You fuck with one bean, you get the whole burrito" -Kit, upon ganking 2 annoying 80s who were killing guede
Logged
Noxander
The Merovingian
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 9048
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2009, 10:50:37 PM »
LOL nice
Logged
Kit
Global Moderator
Full Member
*****
Posts: 118


Crusio
Maligne
Remorseles
Harrad
Kalrosh

« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 04:54:04 PM »
YAY!  I made the stupid quotes post!  I feel somewhat...famous.
Logged
Evalynna
Queen Eva (Aion)
Regnatus Nox
Jr. Member
*
Posts: 61


Evalynna
Evålynnå
Trevalynna
death to all who oppose us.


Email
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2009, 09:06:44 PM »
lol. i like to think that you somewhat are famous.
Logged
Kit
Global Moderator
Full Member
*****
Posts: 118


Crusio
Maligne
Remorseles
Harrad
Kalrosh

« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2009, 09:41:29 PM »
For what?  Being stupid or ugly? lmfao!
Logged
OpenSorce
Head Psycho
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 748


Head Psycho


Email
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 07:38:57 PM »
"I will never use Vent!", "I will never play WoW!" -Inspyred 2005
Logged
Two Rules
Recruit the Strong, Destroy the Weak

"If I logged in and everyone who didn't really want to be Nocti had left do you know what I'd say? I'd say "Death to all who oppose us!!"
Nocti Forever,
OpenSorc
Inspyred
Queen Inspyred
Global Moderator
Full Member
*****
Posts: 124

Quickotic
PsychoToxic
Inspyred
PsychooToxic
Queen Inspyred

angelique_38h
Email
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 10:24:58 PM »
By the time it took me to get back online.. MxO was basically history,. Sad  And for Vent I blame fate.
Logged
Pages: [1]
Print
« previous next »
Jump to:  

TinyPortal v1.0 beta 3 © Bloc
Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC